I’m too old to serve in the military now, even though I feel like I could still kick ass with overpowering old man strength and my rudimentary understanding of jiu-jitsu. If I were just a few years younger, perhaps I could have been a real life Guardian in the United States Space Force.

Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians. pic.twitter.com/Tmlff4LKW6

— United States Space Force (@SpaceForceDoD) December 18, 2020

GUARDIANS: A NAME CHOSEN BY SPACE PROFESSIONALS, FOR SPACE PROFESSIONALS… Also, a name for magical space wizards.

I said my peace and I’m not going to make fun anymore. I support all members of the armed forces, whether they fight on land, sea, air, or space.

[Source: Twitter]