Researchers Predict that Gamers Will Look Like Mutated Freaks in Twenty Short Years

This handsome fella is what gamers will look like in twenty years.

According to The Mirror (lol) by way of researchers from (who?) gamers are going to look like mutated freaks.

The Mirror

According to the researchers from,

“The visualisation shows that Michael has pale and pasty skin from years of being in artificial light and the result of lack of Vitamin D and B-12. He has stress-related eczema across his legs and arms and a permanently bent back from poor posture.”

A condition that slowly develops over time, a hyperextended neck, rounded shoulders and hunchback will start as a dull pain occasionally and work its way from your neck to your hands and back as the strains slowly create a bend in the neck which creates the hunchback.

“This is caused by elongated periods of time sitting in uncomfortable positions without stretching or counteracting with regular exercise.”

Sorry folks, but I call bullshit. I’m 40 years old, and have been gaming for nearly 35 years, and I’m a stud.

My secret? Eat right, exercise, and everything in moderation.

[Source: via The Mirror]

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