I hate to shit on Pakistan’s politicians when Washington DC is pretty much a festering dumpster fire. Regardless of which party you’re affiliated with, American politics is a fucking joke right now. This is FACT. I only WISH American politicians had the same issues of their Pakistani counterparts.

Take Shaukat Yousafzai (see above), who conducted a press conference with a Snapchat on. He at least took the entire incident in stride.

Not to be outdone, secretary general of the Pakistan Awami Tehreek political party, Khurram Nawaz Gandapur, also had a bit of an embarrassing incident on social media recently. Mr. Gandapur tweeted about a miraculous near miss, when a courageous airline pilot pulled off some Top Gun level shit to evade an oil rig meandering onto the the runway.

“Narrow escape of an aircraft which could have ended in a great disaster. Miraculous save by the pilot’s presence of mind…”

Khurram Nawaz Gandapur – Twitter

Miraculous indeed. Just imagine how many San Andreans may have died if it wasn’t for this pilot having balls as big as Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger III’s.