Pakistani Politicians Having a Tough Time With Social Media Lately, Apparently Don’t Play Grand Theft Auto 5

Shaukat Yousafzai

I hate to shit on Pakistan’s politicians when Washington DC is pretty much a festering dumpster fire. Regardless of which party you’re affiliated with, American politics is a fucking joke right now. This is FACT. I only WISH American politicians had the same issues of their Pakistani counterparts.

Take Shaukat Yousafzai (see above), who conducted a press conference with a Snapchat on. He at least took the entire incident in stride.

Khurram Nawaz Gandapur

Not to be outdone, secretary general of the Pakistan Awami Tehreek political party, Khurram Nawaz Gandapur, also had a bit of an embarrassing incident on social media recently. Mr. Gandapur tweeted about a miraculous near miss, when a courageous airline pilot pulled off some Top Gun level shit to evade an oil rig meandering onto the the runway.

“Narrow escape of an aircraft which could have ended in a great disaster. Miraculous save by the pilot’s presence of mind…”

Khurram Nawaz Gandapur – Twitter

Miraculous indeed. Just imagine how many San Andreans may have died if it wasn’t for this pilot having balls as big as Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger III’s.

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