Don’t be fooled by their cuddly teddy bear like appearances. Ewoks are fucking monsters. They were totally going to eat Luke, Han, and Chewbacca in the Return of the Jedi. Oh, and those Stormtrooper helmets they were playing the drums on? Those still had heads in them, no doubt.
Ewoks are murderous bloodthirsty creatures, and if you don’t believe me, check out this animated short.
This video is for children, but tell me that is not bloodlust in their eyes.
[Source: Star Wars Kids]