Microsoft kicked off E3 2019 on Sunday announcing plenty of games, but know what’s sexier than games. HARDWARE! Hot sexy hardware makes my blood boil, in good way.

Good stuff. Who doesn’t like POWER and short load times.

Project Scarlett comes out in the Fall of 2020, and by then Microsoft will have come up a terribly convoluted name. My money is on Microsoft Xbox One X-2 The Ocho.

Oh, and when the Scarlett comes out, you can become reacquainted with an old friend:

But wait, there more! I’ve been hankering for a new Xbox One Elite controller, which I love, but I’ve heard rumours that a new version was in development. Well here you go:

The Series 2 Elite controller, which you can pre-order today will last 40 hours on a single charge. The unit ships with a charging dock and costs a ridiculous $179.99. This thing is over-engineered and stupid expensive, and I want it so bad it hurts. I just pre-ordered mine because I have no fucking self control.

Of course there are games to be had as well, and new ways to play them on Project xCloud. Microsoft did not have a ton to say about xCloud, but what they did talk about looked promising. The best part, we’ll be able to try it out this October.

Like the Google Stadia, xCloud will let you play Xbox titles across multiple devices, whether its phones, tablets, TVs or computers. Unlike Stadia, xCloud will also allow you to stream games directly from your own local Xbox.

Yes, Sony did do this with PlayStation Remote Play, but that was pretty shitty. Hopefully Microsoft’s solution will be better.

As for games, there was plenty announced as well as Gears of War 5 (launching September 10) which everyone knew about, but looks good nonetheless. Kait is still a smoke.

Lastly, there’s Keanu…

Keanu is a national treasure. I’d buy Cyberpunk 2077 just because of Keanu. He’s so wise, like an American Buddha. Cyberpunk 2077, from CD Projekt’s Cyberpunk 2077, launches April 16, 2020.

As for the rest of games well, here’s a handy list…

• Bleeding Edge
• Ori and the Will of the Wisps
• Minecraft Dungeons
• Blair Witch
• Keanu Reeves In Cyberpunk 2077
• Spiritfarer
• Battletoads
• RPGTime: The Legend of Wright
• Microsoft Flight Simulator
• Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition
• Wasteland 3
• Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga
• Dragon Ball Z Project Z Action RPG
• 12 Minutes
• Way To The Woods
• Forza Horizon 4 Lego Speed Champions
• Gears Pop
• State of Decay 2: Heartland
• Phantasy Star Online 2
• Crossfire X
• Tales of Arise
• Borderlands: Commander Lillith and the fight for Sanctuary
• Ring of Eldin

All in all, a fun Sunday and good stuff coming to fans of the Xbox.