In the past, when it came to announcing next generation hardware, companies liked being tight lipped. This time around, Sony is acting like a teen at her first kegger who totally will not shut up about how fucking drunk she is.
Sony, during a corporate strategy presentation, which sounds as exciting to a kick to the balls, listed out every detail so far for the PS5 in a terribly boring PowerPoint deck.
I always get a kick on how the corporate world can suck the joy out in just about anything. Then again, this presentation is not for me, it’s for a bunch of fucking stiffs wearing suits without ties.
What Sony really wants people to know is that the the PS5 can load games like an MF-er, due to the SSD its packing.
So the PS5 loads PS4 games super fast, which is cool I guess. Also, Sony is taking backwards compatibility seriously, again.
So now, expect Microsoft to announce something soon, because that’s how the lead up to this next-gen console race has been going. It’s just two drunk chicks at a kegger yelling at each other and divulging every intimate detail.