Everything Sounds Better When Read Aloud by Metal Gear’s Colonel Campbell

Last week, the US Justice Department indicted 13 Russian nationals for waging an “information warfare” campaign via social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook during the 2016 US Presidential Election. That is bad.

You know what is not bad? Having Paul Eiding, the voice actor who plays Colonel Roy Campbell from the Metal Gear series read the juiciest bits of the indictment for your personal amusement.

You could have played this out loud for me without any context and I would immediately have a flashback to Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.

I now want everything read out loud by Paul Eiding as Colonel Roy Campbell. Insurance policies, books on tape, last wills and testaments, and the long list of terrifying side effects from prescription drug commercials. It’s like ranch dressing. It just makes everything better!

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